Hello Million Friends,
DANG!! Right when you think life is going good, now this – “Hollywood Writer’s Strke!!”
To ease all your worries about the Hollywood Writer’s Strike, I’ve decided to ease your pain by offering some prints for you to buy and possibly win some for FREE!! Read this whole article for the contest at the end.
Here are the 5″x7″ prints I talked about in my weekly video post.
Special Price – All Six Prints for $75.00
Order all six prints now or individual prints below.
“That’s a deal the Oracle of Omaha Warren Buffet couldn’t pass up!!”
Caveat:There might be a bunch of space between each “Add to Cart” button and “View Cart” button. My programmer is trying feverishly to fix that. Gosh!! I hope the programmers don’t go on strike.
Five Frivolous Females

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
Falling Leaves

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
September Clearing

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
Auburn Memories

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
Passion Stirs

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
Spring To Fall

Allow 5-7 Business Days for Delivery
The prices are good through 12/31/07. Then you know what happens – up, up, up.
Special Price – All Six Prints for $75.00
Contest
I’m also having a contest with these 5″x7″ prints. I call it 5 for 3 for FREE!!.
I know what you’re saying, “FREE? HOLY CANOLIES!!”
Rules:
If you can get 5 people to subscribe to my blog, you get 3, 4″x6″ prints of your choice for…you guessed it – FREE!!
You say,
“But Chris of http://chrisbolmeier.com, how in the heck do I prove to you Chris of http://chrisbolmeier.com that I have sent 5 people to subscribe at your blog?”
Hummmmmmmm? I know!!
Do the following 2 Steps:
1. Tell a friend or a non-friend (I’d stay away from enemies though), to browse over to http://chrisbolmeier.com and subscribe by entering their e-mail address in the subscribe box at the top-right of this page. Sound easy so far? Good.
Also, if YOU haven’t subscribed to this blog yet, then get going!! For users who like to use feed readers, click on the big green circle in the top-right of this page and pick your favorite feed reader.
2. After your friend sucessfully subscribes, tell them to email me at chris@chrisbolmeier.com with the e-mail address they subscribed with and your name. Here’s an example email:
“Hi Chris, My email address is TommyTester@Testers.com and my friend Nick Knucklehead sent me.”
THAT’S IT!! – Fini!! – You’re Done!!
I will confirm the email addresses that subscribe and keep track of the score.
The first 3 readers who can do that will receive 3 of these 4″x6″ prints for FREE!! “5 for 3 for FREE!!” 5 People – 3 Prints – FREE!!
Yes I know, I’m crazy!! I’m crazy for you to receive 3 prints for FREE!! “5 for 3 for FREE!!”
People used to call me Crazy Wally, but I had to remind them, “Hey!! I’m Crazy Chris from http://chrisbolmeier.com!!”
Okay. On your marks. Get set. GO!!
“But Wait Crazy Chris!! What if I DON’T want to participate in your silly little contest?”
That’s fine. Like the woman below who just had to have these prints, you too can buy these 5″x7″ prints if you just can’t stand it and want to ORDER NOW!!
By clicking on the “Add to Cart” buttons on your favorite 5″x7″ prints above you’ll receive these prints on Fujicolor Crystal Archive Paper. You can give ‘em away as presents, stocking stuffers, or just for you to frame (or not) and put on your desk, wall or even your corkboard in your cubicle.
Thanks,
Crazy Chris
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Chris
the energy popping off this page is amazing! and what a great idea!
Hey Tammy, maybe I’ll get some energy popping back to me!
Thanks Chris
But, wait there’s more! Thanks for poppin’ over to my blog – I really enjoyed reading several of your posts and love, love, love the audio recording in your header. I really laughed out loud and haven’t even had a full cup of coffee yet.
Cynthia,
If you liked that audio header, I can’t wait for you to hear the next voice I’m pulling out of my voice box! Pun Intended.
Chris
That is so funny Chris!! Awesome copy. I’ve read it 5 times now. Too much.
Steph